Showing posts with label the lulz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the lulz. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Freedom: a dramatic reading

From the perspective of freedom being the state prior to choosing sides; life, a job, a career, a family. A fucking big television, washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Before good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. The present lacking morgage repayments; a starter home, friends. No leisure wear and matching luggage. Not facing the choice of a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Prior to DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning; sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth ... rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future? Choose life?

...

I never stood a chance
at freedom

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Fun fact

Your jizz is detectable in the toilet.
(not that i was looking)

Might wanna consider flushing.

Just a thought.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Biologies

I'm taking biology, because I'm a science freak and by science freak I mean I want to make sweet sweet love to you for looking so undeniably sexy. Oh, is that a computer and you know machinecode? Pardon me as I undress. So... you also kind of turn me on when you speak in weird languages I don't understand that well.