in an ideal world

It wouldn't be weird to say, You're pretty aggressive, you know. Inappropriately so, but I'm not complaining. Pulling your chair right up against me. Always standing way too close. Leaning in over my shoulder in silent agreement over the obvious.

There's no harm in smelling nice and being friendly.

Really, in an ideal world I could be vocal about it and deal with the consequences.

What separates you from the animals

All of the ironically wifey preferences I may have, there's just something you have that no one else I know does:

suicidal tendencies

I love you

Being a douchebag helps contribute to meaning the good things.

Victorious with nothing to show for it

You may know happiness better than I ever will
that's not stopping me from feeling up her girly parts
temptation embodied, twice
doors I don't hold keys to;
locks that aren't

I dare you to make this day more worth living than today.

Where did I forget my manners?

All tied up in trying to telepathically transmit information.
Impossible to hear what you're not saying in the meantime.

Stop reading, untie these knots